A Weasley, huh? [Chris]

[kaleb]

It was a saturday, and quite a nice day out, compared to the rain that they had been experiencing lately! Nope, there had not been a drop of rain in sight for the past two days, so Kaleb had decided today was perfect to go out and find a girl to flirt with. He was bored, and that's what got him thinking about it in the first place, so he had decided upon the lawns as the place, as a bunch of people would go there to hang out and enjoy the rain-less day. He had thrown on a white t-shirt and a pair of jeans, paired with a plain white pair of trainers, and a black jacket that he held in his hands at the moment. Kaleb stepped out into the fresh air and smirked. He glanced around, but to his dismay, there was no one around yet, well, no one fun! He ruffled his hair with his hand and found a nice spot on the grass. He layed himself back on the grass and leant on his hands, getting nice and comfortable.

He wondered if Annie would be out soon, maybe they could have a little flirt, he knew she'd be up for it. Or maybe some other student that he knew enjoyed a flirt. A girl that he had been with a week ago walked up to him, but he was harsh and pretended that he didn't know her. She walked away, upset, and he smirked and shook his head. Heck, if she liked him that much, she would have tried harder! But he was glad that she didn't, no-one likes a cling on! And they were so hard to get rid of! So he tried to avoid the girls that looked clingy if he could.

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[dan]

Chris sat in a tree, something that was verry cat-like for someone who didnt like cats, watching everyone, he loved people watching expecialy when they didnt know he was watching, he noticed a rather hot girl he was sure he had kissed a year ago walk up to a guy who looked a bit.. full of himself, not that Chris had a problem with that. Chris's problem was when the girl went away crying oh that dude needs some pointers he said jumping from the tree and landing rather gracefully considering he wasnt the most graceful person in Hogwarts.

He headed over to the guy from behind so the guy couldnt see him, then when he got close enough he stood there with his arms crossed and said "You know if you was nice to that girl you could have kissed her and then she would have gone away happy, you would have got a kiss and she'd probably kiss you again" of course the guy probably wanted some new girl but why just settle for a new girl, Chris could happily kiss a girl twice or three times but he would still go after new girls, pretty much any girl with a heartbeat he would kiss.. and if he could kiss ghosts he'd probably try that aswell.

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[kaleb]

Kaleb's ears filled with the sound of her crying, and he shook his head. Girls were so stupid! They got to attatched to him, then when he turned them away, their little hearts got broken. Their fault, in his opinion, as they were too damn vulnerable and trusting! They made it easy for guys like him to break their hearts, and it was so easy that they could blame no one but themselves. Kale watched as some kid jumped down from the tree. He recognized him as the Slytherin beater, what was his name? Whatever, not like it mattered to Kale anyway, he didn't care! Kale closed his eyes for a moment and listened. He heard the kid walk up beside him. "Yeah, but you obviously don't know me. I don't live to make girls happy, even though it does happen sometimes. I've made her happy enough, and now I'm moving on. She should too. Her bad for letting me in like she did." He said casually.

He didn't really care if she cried or wailed or even had a temper tantrum! He just wanted her to go away. "And, you've missed the point, alright, If I called her back here and cheered her up, she'd get even more connected to me, and then end up even more hurt. She should thank me for helping her out" Kale said heartlessly. but he did believe it, that he was helping her out by pushing her away. He was sure that he would ony dissapoint her if she did fall for him anyway, as Kale wasn't even sure if he was capable of a relationship, so he should stay well away from them! He opened his eyes and took in the guy. He looked rather full of himself, like he was better than Kale. "Look, stop giving me advice and go get yourself some experience, kid!" He said, running his hand through his hair.

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[dan]

Chris stood there with his arms crossed watching the kid, he had attitude and what he said confirmed that fact we are so not going to get along he thought scratching the back of his neck. "Your right, i dont know you, and i dont want to get to know you, i was just offering some advice no need to bite my hand off" Chris said shaking his head slightly but it seemed the boy hadnt finished jeez i didnt want his life story Chris thought watching the guy and waiting for him to be finished.

"Thats why you tell them from day one your not ready for a relationship you just want some fun or your going to break her heart or its just a fling" Chris said shaking his head, he often said that before kissing a girl because if they went ahead with the kiss which usualy they did he could just leave them and they wouldn't feel bad because they had been expecting that. There was something about seeing a girl cry that made him feel realy bad, not guilty exactly but bad. "Experience, i probably have way more experience with you, on much better girls then your getting, i had that girl for example last year and she was better looking then... she also never cried when she as with me" this was all true well he may have exaggerated about her being better looking but Chris was deffinetly going for better looking girls more recently.

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[kaleb]

Kale rolled his eyes. So the guy was up himself, what he said confirmed that! He was almost as bad as Kaleb himself! "dude, that was not biting, that was informing you of how it is with me." He said smugly, closing his eyes again. This guy was another Slytherin, he remembered him now, Christopher Weasley. He had heard of him vaguely, but the only thing that he really remembered the kid for was that he was on the team, just like Kale was. Who was this guy to interfear with Kaleb's life in such a way? Kaleb hated people interfearing with his life! He hated when his parents tried it, and even more when others who he didn't know tried it too. Kale opened his eyes and sniggered. "You know, you should really get the whole story before you butt in! I did tell her that I was only in it for the sex, and that I didn't want a relationship, but girls tend to get it into their heads that if they have sex with me, they'll be able to win my heart over too, and the next time I see them I'll fall onto one knee and they'll live happily ever after. It does not happen!" He said, running his hand through his hair.

He hated that not only was this guy interfearing, but he was interfearing without knowing the whole story, which annoyed Kale even more! When Kale heard about the kid and that girl he smirked. "Last year? Really? Ohh no way! Tell me your not the guy?" Kale said half amused. This was where he could have some fun. He sat up and took a blade of grass from the lawn and twirled it in his hand. He was shaking with laughter now. "Dude! I was with her around half a year ago, and she said that I was the second Slytherin that she ad been with, and she said that the first had nothing on me! She said that with regards to his kissing, all she had to say was, well, 'washing machine!'" He said, bursting with laughter again.

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[dan]

Chris laughed at what he said "Well if thats what its like with you its a miracle any girl wants to even talk to you" Chris had one other talent, apart from going from girl to girl and quidditch, that was twisting peoples words, he had once managed to twist his dads words so much then when Chris was ment to be getting told of his father was basicly saying how bad he had been at being a father. This guy doesn't know who he's dealing with he thought letting his arms drop to his side.

"Well you must have told her its over completely wrong, unless your one of those weirdo's that like to see girls cries, actually you do look like the type" Chris said simply with a small nod, he had to admit this guy looked a bit.. ok he couldnt realy think up anything because they looked similar except this dude had shorter hair and a longer head as Chris's was more round.

"Dude i know your lying" chris said shaking his had slightly, he knew that the kid was lying because there had been a slytherin before chris, actually it was the slytherin that told him to help get rid of the girl mainly because he couldnt handle breaking up with a girl that cried so Chris had basicly made it so she dumped the guy for him then he let her down lightly so she wouldn't cry.. another thing he was good at, mainly because he could twist words well and he had always been good with words.

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[kaleb]

Kale chuckled. This kid didn't know who he was messing with! Kale had talent, yes he was smart, and girls loved him and all that, but he also had a talent for comebacks, and this guy had just walked into one. "That's because when girls are wth me, they do more than have a nice chat, get that?" He said smirking. Yes, it was true, he did tell girls that this would be a one time fling, and he made that clear before they did anything sexual, that was for sure, but it didn't seem to stop some girls! Most girls figured that after they let him take them to bed, he'd fall madly in love with them and propose and it'd all be dandy! But that wasn't reality, and it certainly never would be any reality with kale in it!

"Nope, I told her perfectly fine, thanks!" he said laughing, wondering who this kid thought that he was, giving Kale advice like this! He couldn'[t believe it! "Like watching girls cry? HA! Yeah, who do I look like, you?" He said laughing. He couldn't believe what this kid was like! When kaleb was caught out, he just shook his head and smirked. "Well, dude, I bet it doesn't make the comment any less relevant now, does it?" He broke down laughing again. He wondered where this kid learned his manners! He wondered also if he knew Potter, as his parents were pretty tight with him!

[dan]

Chris couldnt help but laugh at what he said "Well thats where your going wrong, you wanna talk to them before you kiss them then move onto greater things next time you see them" Chris said with a smirk. It deffinetly made the kisses better if they felt they knew a lot bout you, even if they knew next to nothing, the trick was to make them think they knew you inside out. Chris also found that if you explained a bit about yourself then ditching the girls you could talk yourself out of the relationship making it sound like there dumping you.. untill later on when your kissing some other girl and they feel just slightly foolish but that was the worst they would feel.

"Yeah, and she ran off crying, either you said you'd marry her then dumped her or you just didnt dump her correctly" Chris said with a smirk, he had only rely wanted to help this guy, he wasnt even sure why he had wanted to help, maybe it was the weasley in him, but now this guy was starting to annoy him. "Hey i never make girls cry, if you keep going on like this you'll be crying" Chris said putting his hands in his pockets, what the boy didnt know was one of his hands was now clutching his wand.

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[kaleb]

Kaleb laughed again. This kid had him in near hysterics with his stupid advice. "Look, kid, you spend days on a girl, I'll get what I want the first time round, if that makes me an ass, then so be it, frankly, I couldn't care less!" He said with a smirk. That was him all over, and his parents made sure that he couldn't care! They had taken every single person that he had cared about away as soon as they thought that he had got to attatched. He lost everyone, and cried because of it, all the nannies that had promised to never leave, they were gone. So he hardened his heart, closed everyone out, till he became a cold hearted person, who thoroughly deserved his place in Slytherin. "Look, I don't know who you are, but I'm the number one heart throb in Slytherin, I've kissed, flirted or more, with hundereds of girls. I don't need pointers from a kid like you." He said with a smirk.

He shook his head and sighed. "Look, I don't care what you do or do not do. Just keep the hell out of my way!" He said with another sigh. He hated this guy already, whatever his intention was in the first place, he was just plain annoying Kale now! "I don't cry, I never will, and for your information, I made her think that I didn't remember her so that she didn't have to listen to me turning her away. I would think that she'd rather think that she was a drunken fumble than someone that I'd turn away. And don't worry, I'll make it up to her with the box of chocolates that should be arriving for her right about now." He said smugly. He was telling the truth, he had ordered her a nice box of chocolates to be sent to her, with a card signed her secret admirer. It would make her feel special so she got over him, and found someone else. He may look like an ass, but he was genuinely guilty for making her cry, and he would have loved to have been able to be with her, but he couldn't attatch himself to anyone, let alone her. But he couldn't blame himself, only his parents were to blame for his failure in a relationship.

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[dan]

Chris clutched his wand tightly in his pocket this kid was rely winding him up, "Look, KID, an ass you are and an ass you shall always be" Chris said simply who's this dude calling a kid, whats he.. thirteen? he thought to himself scratching his head with one hand as his other remained on his wand. "Whoa there KID, dont call me a KID and i think you'll find that ive kissed way over a hundred girls, flirted with way over five hundread and done more with well.. you can guess the numbers" Chris said with a small smirk and a wink.

"Fine i'll keep out of you way and you kee.." chris paused to look at a girl going past, he hadn't seen her before which meant she never got out much or shes new "Oh you'll cry" Chris said simply then started to walk towards the girl who wa still walking away but rather slowly "Cya" Chris said then began to walk rather fast towards the girl so he could catch up.

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[kaleb]

Kaleb chuckled as the kid seemed to be getting really wound up. Kale put his hand into his jacket pocket and clasped it around his wand. "Just in case" He thought to himself, deciding not to draw anymore attention to himself by preforming magic on the kid. "Hey now, easy, easy! And thanks, and great ass at that, I have been told!" He said with a smirk. Just like Kale to throw something like that into the mix when the kid was on the verge of using magic. "Five hundered? Is that all?" He asked, shaking with laughter. Kale had flirted with over 600 that he remembered, and god knows how many more that he had forgotten, because he was drunk. He could remember flirting, just not the faces and the names or whatever.

Kaleb nodded, with a small laugh. Sure he'd cry! HA! kale never cried. When Kale noticed where the kid was going, he pushed himself up from the floor, and ran his hand through his hair. He walked up at a casual pace till he was walking behind the pair. "Excuse me, Chris? What did your carer say about walking off? She wont be best pleased!" He said, with a small shake of his head. Oh this would be fun! He was determined that he'd win this girl, no matter what.

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[dan]

"Well yeah your pretty ass like, everything you say is crap" Chris said with a smirk he had to admit that it was rather a smart comeback he just couldnt beleive it had been him that had said it. "seriously dude, you've picked the wrong weasley" Chris said but by then he was walking after the hot girl who he didnt recognise.

That was when the guy got involved "Oh bro!" Chris said with a fake smile putting Kale in a head lock and rubbing his knuckles against his head. "Don't mind my brother hes the oddball of the family" Chris said with a smirk, if she thought they were brothers it meant that no matter what he did to the guy he would only be joking, or so she thought "Hes always been the weirdo, bro.. do you still wet the bed?" he asked with a smirk letting Kale free from the headlock.

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[kaleb]

Kale let the comment slide, as he was too preoccupied with the ass of the hot chick walking past. When Chris grabbed him in a headlock, Kale brought out the deathstare. "Dude! Don't touch the hair, Kay?" He threatened, as he hated people touching his hair, he was the only one who could touch it, as he made sure it looked perfect. "I'm sorry, Bro? Seriously, I know you love me and all that, but considering a week ago you were trying to get on me, that would be incest, so no. And, just to remind you before you go grabbing me in any other innapropriate places again, I don't swing that way KID" He said, shaking his head. He had a smile on his face as he looked at the girl. She was hot! Blonde, and pretty, perfect hight.

When the kid made the comment about the bed wetting, kale looked confused, then rolled his eyes. "Oh, a Weasley, huh? Well, I heard they were prone to bed wetting, I guess you're living proff that the rumour is true! What's the matter, go to bed without your cudly bear?" He asked, with a false interested look on his face. One thing about Kale was, he was good at hiding his emotion, and he kept a perfectly straight face here. "I'm sorry, he's a little gone in the mind. Mrs Malfoy, as a family friend, took pity on him, Bless, and let him come to Hogwarts, but it seems he's out run his carer, so I've come to help." He said sweetly, an angelic look on his face.

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[dan]

Chris smirked when Kale told him not to touch his hair, and just for the heck of it he patted Kale on the head, touching his hair once again "whoa.. that wasnt scary!" he said smirking at the guy, he then shook his head as Kale began to talk about incest "Dude i dont swing that way and were the same age so DONT CALL ME KID!!" he said pushing Kale back a bit, not hard enough to make him fall but enough to make his stagger back.

Chris flicked out his wand when the Weasley name got bought into it "Say one more thing about the Wesley's and i'll set your hair on fire" Chris said, this was a threat he was willing to leave out, by now the girl was looking at them pretty strangely. "Im ten times more sane then you" Chris said still having his wand pointing at Kale.

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[kaleb]

Kaleb seethed as Chris touched his hair once more. He hated people touching his hair! The only time’s he would allow it was if it was himself touching it, if someone was cutting his hair, or if it was a girl when they were kissing. So Chris was walking a thin line, and seen as he was neither a hairdresser, nor a girl kissing him, it annoyed the hell out of Kale! ”Touch me again, Weasley and I swear that I will cut your hand off and feed it to the thestrals!” He said, his voice full of venom. You could tell that Kale fit in perfectly in Slytherin, as he could move around silently if he wanted to, and venom filled his voice whenever he got angry! He wrapped his hand around his wand, and drew it when Chris pushed him back. ”We may be the same age physically, but mentally, you’re years younger than me, kid!” He said with a smirk. He was mature for his age, that was for sure, but Kale had always acted older than his age, thanks to encouragement from his parents on that part.

When Kale saw Chris withdraw his wand, Kale made it known that he had his at hand by pointing it directly at Chris. ”Hey, All I’ve got to say about the Weasleys is that I could live in that joke shop. But hell, maybe you should, ‘cause you probably can’t afford a proper house!” He said smirking. "Protego" He thought to imself, deciding to make a shield charm around him as he spoke the last part, just in case. ”Yeah, because you sound sane mr ‘I’ll set your hair on fire’ Weasley! Oh, speaking of hair on fire, aren't you meant to be ginger?” He asked with a laugh. He knew he was pushing it, but he didn’t care, he was having to much fun!

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